Far West Funk

2003-10-28T15:03:00.000-08:00

If anyone wants to know what happened to espn.com's Tuesday Morning Quarterback, you can find out here.

2003-09-26T12:35:00.000-07:00

Can I post?

Yes I can!

2003-09-17T16:03:00.000-07:00

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer
in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is
taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae
we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

2003-09-04T14:45:00.000-07:00

Praise be to Allah..

...for the season starts today! Viqueens at Lambeau on Sunday!

Life is rarely better then it gets on week 1

2003-08-28T17:34:00.000-07:00

Go Ninja Go Ninja Go

What a boring place the world would be without psychos.

2003-08-27T18:41:00.000-07:00

Allow the booty-ful bounty to come your way in its own time...

Wise words my friend, wise words indeed.

And yes, my defense against said fleshiness is weak. Tis true that I would be hard-pressed to not be titillated by a slutty asian lass devouring processed meat-stuffs in bland flour envelopes.

But I ask you this...

Would a roasted marshmallow still be a treat in an ocean of vanilla ice cream?

Perhaps I am the yin to your yang?

Or perhaps my philosophies and morals have been irreparably skewed by Mickeys and stale bong water.

:)

2003-08-27T17:33:00.000-07:00

Make Your Greatest Weakness Your Greatest Strength

Dear Pakalolo, my dear co-blogger friend...

Time after time, you show your weakness of the flesh (pictures of Tara Reid, stories of naked Japanese women, love for TB grilled stuffed burritos). But my friend, now is the time for intervention.

And time to realize that homemade vegetarian goodies are twice as healthy, as good, and half the death of shite like TB. And also, one of the best ways to see actual women naked is to actually be different than most other guys. And in the era of Maxim, that means showing some restraint, owning magazines with pages that you won't stick together upon first read, and allowing the booty-ful bounty to come your way in its own time.

I got nothin' but love but it had to be said. :)

Funky

2003-08-27T15:26:00.000-07:00

Blasphemy

Dude, I have but so little in my life.
Please do not tell me that I should be filled with guilt for enjoying the blessed deliciousness that is the Grilled Stuffed Steak Burrito...

2003-08-27T15:19:00.000-07:00

Further proof that japan does, in fact, kick serious ass.

2003-08-27T11:12:00.000-07:00

Park Pigs
Last night, I attempted to visit Griffith Park to see Mars up close. Park police had closed up the parking lots, saying that to get to the museum (where everyone was sharing telescopes and such) we'd have to walk 1-2 miles. No problem. Parked the car, only to be told that they closed it and now no one could walk in. I was threatened with a ticket for trespassing, even though I was outside of the gates, prompting me to say, "Oh, is this tresprassing right here. I can stay all night!" I then told him how his colleague told us to walk up just minutes before and that he was simply very impolite. I could sense mass rebellion in the air, but no luck. But someday. Someday.

2003-08-27T11:05:00.000-07:00

No More Choco Tacos
I'm finally quitting. No more Taco Bell. First, it screwed over its tomato pickers, paying them starvation wages in slave-like conditions through subcontractors. It contributes to America's extreme obesity problem. It capitalizes on and bastardizes a beautiful culture, while giving chihuahuas a bad name. Now, it's recent foray into politics, shoving Schwarzenegger down our throuts, is not only inappropriate, it's scary.

How ironic that a Mexican junk food chain would support a guy who supported Proposition 187 -- the ballot initiative that denied health and education benefits to undocumented immigrants. Not only did he vote for 187; he also named as chairman of his campaign former California Gov. Pete Wilson, the architect of Prop 187, and arguably the most hated man in California.

Folks, don't be fooled -- Arnold would not make good on his claims to represent the state's politically and ethnically diverse electorate. Instead, he'd represent his fellow multi-millionaires at the expense of working families.

2003-08-21T13:44:00.000-07:00

Dude, in the span of 5 days you have De La Soul, Busta, Big Noyd, and the immortal Das EFX (dey wan EFX?).

In the words of John McLaine..."Fookin Cali'fonia"

2003-08-20T15:32:00.000-07:00

It's Bigger Than Hip Hop

A resource any LA hip hop head must have at his/her disposal...

www.lahiphopcalendar.com

2003-08-20T12:37:00.000-07:00

I remember the good ole days ('92-00) when all we had to worrying about in the White House was cigar misuse. Now, it's closed doors only, no questions

2003-08-20T12:32:00.000-07:00

Why Johnny Can't Read

US Attorney General Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school. After the typical civics presentation to the class, he announces, "All right, boys and girls, you can all ask me questions now."

A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have three questions:

1. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?
2. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama bin Laden yet?
3. Why haven't we found the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"

Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground.

Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back in class and Ashcroft says, "I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell. Now, you can all ask me questions."

A young girl named Charlene raises her hand and says, "I have five questions:

1. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?
2. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama bin Laden yet?
3. Why haven't we found the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early? and
5. Where's Bobby?"

(thanks RC for the joke -- or is it a joke?)

2003-08-18T13:39:00.000-07:00

Cursed?

2003-08-12T14:31:00.000-07:00

jigga who? We got 2 users now

2003-08-12T14:30:00.000-07:00

testing

2003-08-12T14:23:00.000-07:00

tee hee

2003-08-12T14:04:00.001-07:00

I learned how to play La Bamba last night while barbequeing teriyaki steak

2003-08-12T14:04:00.000-07:00

and for after the sticky icky...

2003-08-06T12:58:00.000-07:00

Sizzle on the Internizzle
This site is undoubtedly the sticky icky.
http://asksnoop.com

(Thanks, Vza!)

2003-08-04T17:17:00.000-07:00

Foreign Smut is goot

2003-08-04T09:48:00.000-07:00

FYI
Just a little back ground on Bobs song I shot the sheriff.
He didn't actually shot the sheriff.
He was actually talking about the system and how it was unfair.
he was saying don't charge me for something I didn't do, charge me
for what I did. If we take a closer look shooting a sheriff is actually a bigger crime than shooting
a deputy, Bob is not denying the fact that he committed this act but it was in self defense.
but the system wants to take him down so they attach little things to the charge, like the shooting of the deputy
so be warned the system is a vampire.

2003-07-31T19:30:00.000-07:00

ARGUMENT FROM MUSHROOMS
(1) This pizza tastes funny.
(2) That purple llama on the ceiling is juggling chainsaws.
(3) Purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws.
(4) It must be a miracle!
(5) Therefore, God exists.

2003-07-31T19:18:00.000-07:00

In case you dont want to read all of those, some choice selections...

ARGUMENT FROM THE BIBLE
(1) [arbitrary passage from OT]
(2) [arbitrary passage from NT]
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENCE
(1) Look, there's really no point in me trying to explain the whole thing to you stupid atheists -- it's too complicated for you to understand. God exists whether you like it or not.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM UNINTELLIGENCE
(1) Okay, I don't pretend to be as intelligent as you guys -- you're obviously very well read. But I read the Bible, and nothing you say can convince me that God does not exist. I feel him in my heart, and you can feel him too, if you'll just ask him into your life. "For God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son into the world, that whosoever believes in him shall not perish from the earth" John 3:16.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION
(1) See this bonfire?
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM AMERICAN EVANGELISM
(1) Telling people that God exists makes me filthy rich.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Ray Charles is blind.
(4) Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INCOHERENT BABBLE
(1) See that person spazzing on the church floor babbling incoherently?
(2) That's how infinite wisdom reveals itself.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INSANITY
(1) No sane person could have thought up Christianity
(2) Therefore, it must be true
(3) Therefore, God exists

ARGUMENT FROM PREFERRED ANCESTRY
(1) I don't want to be related to monkeys.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

2003-07-31T18:45:00.000-07:00

I believe, and so I am saved

2003-07-31T12:25:00.000-07:00

Never Has So Much Talent Been Paired Up Since... this year's LA Lakers

Out in the far west, El Dog is probably gonna have to make a trade off and see Gigli so his girl will come with him to see what may be the greatest movie concept of all time.

ugh

Tony the wonder Llama rides again...

2003-07-29T13:52:00.000-07:00

Tough day at work. Had too much rum 'n POG last night. Thinking is not coming easy...

Our friend rob, however, is gonna party with some strippers tonight baby!

cannot wait for the details

2003-07-24T14:35:00.000-07:00

easy street

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/science/07/24/offbeat.zeus.bug.reut/index.html

2003-07-23T19:05:00.000-07:00

Its official baby...Minneapolis Minnesota T-Pups, 2004 NBA Champions

2003-07-22T18:43:00.000-07:00

Who Got the Juice Now?

sam, hudson, latrell, KG, and the kandi-man...

Yo chuck, whats up now muthaf*$#a!

spreeeeee fo' threeeeee!

As our dear friend Rocha would say,

all

night

long