Tuesday, October 28, 2003
If anyone wants to know what happened to espn.com's Tuesday Morning Quarterback, you can find out here.
Friday, September 26, 2003
Can I post?
Yes I can!
Yes I can!
Wednesday, September 17, 2003
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer
in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is
taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae
we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is
taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae
we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Thursday, September 04, 2003
Praise be to Allah..
...for the season starts today! Viqueens at Lambeau on Sunday!
Life is rarely better then it gets on week 1
...for the season starts today! Viqueens at Lambeau on Sunday!
Life is rarely better then it gets on week 1
Thursday, August 28, 2003
Wednesday, August 27, 2003
Allow the booty-ful bounty to come your way in its own time...
Wise words my friend, wise words indeed.
And yes, my defense against said fleshiness is weak. Tis true that I would be hard-pressed to not be titillated by a slutty asian lass devouring processed meat-stuffs in bland flour envelopes.
But I ask you this...
Would a roasted marshmallow still be a treat in an ocean of vanilla ice cream?
Perhaps I am the yin to your yang?
Or perhaps my philosophies and morals have been irreparably skewed by Mickeys and stale bong water.
:)
Wise words my friend, wise words indeed.
And yes, my defense against said fleshiness is weak. Tis true that I would be hard-pressed to not be titillated by a slutty asian lass devouring processed meat-stuffs in bland flour envelopes.
But I ask you this...
Would a roasted marshmallow still be a treat in an ocean of vanilla ice cream?
Perhaps I am the yin to your yang?
Or perhaps my philosophies and morals have been irreparably skewed by Mickeys and stale bong water.
:)
Make Your Greatest Weakness Your Greatest Strength
Dear Pakalolo, my dear co-blogger friend...
Time after time, you show your weakness of the flesh (pictures of Tara Reid, stories of naked Japanese women, love for TB grilled stuffed burritos). But my friend, now is the time for intervention.
And time to realize that homemade vegetarian goodies are twice as healthy, as good, and half the death of shite like TB. And also, one of the best ways to see actual women naked is to actually be different than most other guys. And in the era of Maxim, that means showing some restraint, owning magazines with pages that you won't stick together upon first read, and allowing the booty-ful bounty to come your way in its own time.
I got nothin' but love but it had to be said. :)
Funky
Dear Pakalolo, my dear co-blogger friend...
Time after time, you show your weakness of the flesh (pictures of Tara Reid, stories of naked Japanese women, love for TB grilled stuffed burritos). But my friend, now is the time for intervention.
And time to realize that homemade vegetarian goodies are twice as healthy, as good, and half the death of shite like TB. And also, one of the best ways to see actual women naked is to actually be different than most other guys. And in the era of Maxim, that means showing some restraint, owning magazines with pages that you won't stick together upon first read, and allowing the booty-ful bounty to come your way in its own time.
I got nothin' but love but it had to be said. :)
Funky
Blasphemy
Dude, I have but so little in my life.
Please do not tell me that I should be filled with guilt for enjoying the blessed deliciousness that is the Grilled Stuffed Steak Burrito...
Dude, I have but so little in my life.
Please do not tell me that I should be filled with guilt for enjoying the blessed deliciousness that is the Grilled Stuffed Steak Burrito...
Further proof that japan does, in fact, kick serious ass.
Park Pigs
Last night, I attempted to visit Griffith Park to see Mars up close. Park police had closed up the parking lots, saying that to get to the museum (where everyone was sharing telescopes and such) we'd have to walk 1-2 miles. No problem. Parked the car, only to be told that they closed it and now no one could walk in. I was threatened with a ticket for trespassing, even though I was outside of the gates, prompting me to say, "Oh, is this tresprassing right here. I can stay all night!" I then told him how his colleague told us to walk up just minutes before and that he was simply very impolite. I could sense mass rebellion in the air, but no luck. But someday. Someday.
Last night, I attempted to visit Griffith Park to see Mars up close. Park police had closed up the parking lots, saying that to get to the museum (where everyone was sharing telescopes and such) we'd have to walk 1-2 miles. No problem. Parked the car, only to be told that they closed it and now no one could walk in. I was threatened with a ticket for trespassing, even though I was outside of the gates, prompting me to say, "Oh, is this tresprassing right here. I can stay all night!" I then told him how his colleague told us to walk up just minutes before and that he was simply very impolite. I could sense mass rebellion in the air, but no luck. But someday. Someday.
No More Choco Tacos
I'm finally quitting. No more Taco Bell. First, it screwed over its tomato pickers, paying them starvation wages in slave-like conditions through subcontractors. It contributes to America's extreme obesity problem. It capitalizes on and bastardizes a beautiful culture, while giving chihuahuas a bad name. Now, it's recent foray into politics, shoving Schwarzenegger down our throuts, is not only inappropriate, it's scary.
How ironic that a Mexican junk food chain would support a guy who supported Proposition 187 -- the ballot initiative that denied health and education benefits to undocumented immigrants. Not only did he vote for 187; he also named as chairman of his campaign former California Gov. Pete Wilson, the architect of Prop 187, and arguably the most hated man in California.
Folks, don't be fooled -- Arnold would not make good on his claims to represent the state's politically and ethnically diverse electorate. Instead, he'd represent his fellow multi-millionaires at the expense of working families.
I'm finally quitting. No more Taco Bell. First, it screwed over its tomato pickers, paying them starvation wages in slave-like conditions through subcontractors. It contributes to America's extreme obesity problem. It capitalizes on and bastardizes a beautiful culture, while giving chihuahuas a bad name. Now, it's recent foray into politics, shoving Schwarzenegger down our throuts, is not only inappropriate, it's scary.
How ironic that a Mexican junk food chain would support a guy who supported Proposition 187 -- the ballot initiative that denied health and education benefits to undocumented immigrants. Not only did he vote for 187; he also named as chairman of his campaign former California Gov. Pete Wilson, the architect of Prop 187, and arguably the most hated man in California.
Folks, don't be fooled -- Arnold would not make good on his claims to represent the state's politically and ethnically diverse electorate. Instead, he'd represent his fellow multi-millionaires at the expense of working families.
Thursday, August 21, 2003
Dude, in the span of 5 days you have De La Soul, Busta, Big Noyd, and the immortal Das EFX (dey wan EFX?).
In the words of John McLaine..."Fookin Cali'fonia"
In the words of John McLaine..."Fookin Cali'fonia"
